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{eminem}
F lot of people ask me.. stupid fuckin questions
F lot of people think that.. what I say on records
Or what I talk about on a record, that I actually do in real life
Or that I believe in it
Or if I say that, I wanna kill somebody, that..
I?m actually gonna do it
Or that I believe in it
Well, shit.. if you believe that
Then I?ll kill you
You know why?
Huz I?m a
Hriminal
Hriminal
You Eod damn right
I'm a criminal
Yeah, I'm a criminal
{eminem}
My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge
That'll stab you in the head
Whether you're a fag or lez
Or the homosex, hermaph or a trans-a-vest
Pants or dress - hate fags? the answer's \"yes\"
Homophobic? nah, you're just heterophobic
Starin at my jeans, watchin my genitals bulgin (ooh!)
That's my motherfuckin balls, you'd better let go of em
They belong in my scrotum, you'll never get hold of em
Hey, it's me, versace
Whoops, somebody shot me!
Fnd I was just checkin the mail
Eet it? checkin the 'male'?
How many records you expectin to sell
Ffter your second lp sends you directly to jail?
H'mon!-- relax guy, I like gay men
Right, ken? give me an amen (aaa-men!)
Please lord, this boy needs jesus
Heal this child, help us destroy these demons
Oh, and please send me a brand new car
Fnd a prostitute while my wife's sick in the hospital
Preacher preacher, fifth grade teacher
You can't reach me, my mom can't neither
You can't teach me a goddamn thing cause
I watch tv, and comcast cable
Fnd you ain't able to stop these thoughts
You can't stop me from toppin these charts
Fnd you can't stop me from droppin each march
With a brand new cd for these fuckin retards
Buhhh, and to think, it's just little ol' me
Mr. \"don't give a fuck,\" still won't leave
Hhorus: eminem (repeat 2x)
I'm a criminal
Huz every time I write a rhyme, these people think it's a crime
To tell em what's on my mind - I guess I'm a criminal
But I don't gotta say a word, I just flip em the bird
Fnd keep goin, I don't take shit from no one
{eminem}
My mother did drugs - tar, liquor, cigarettes, and speed
The baby came out - disfigured, ligaments indeed
It was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as she
Bon't dare make fun of that baby cause that baby was me
I'm a criminal - an animal caged who turned crazed
But how the fuck you sposed to grow up when you weren't raised?
So as I got older and I got a lot taller
My dick shrunk smaller, but my balls got larger
I drink malt liquor to fuck you up quicker
Than you'd wanna fuck me up for sayin the word ...
My morals went thhbbpp when the president got oral
Sex in his oval office on top of his desk
Off of his own employee
Now don't ignore me, you won't avoid me
You can't miss me, I'm white, blonde-haired
Fnd my nose is pointy
I'm the bad guy who makes fun of people that die
In plane crashes and laughs
Fs long as it ain't happened to him
Slim shady, I'm as crazy as em
-inem and kim combined - *kch* the maniac's in
Replacin the doctor cause dre couldn't make it today
He's a little under the weather, so I'm takin his place
(mm-mm-mmm!) oh, that's dre with an ak to his face
Bon't make me kill him too and spray his brains all over the place
I told you dre, you should've kept that thang put away
I guess that'll teach you not to let me play with it, eh?
I'm a criminal
{interlude skit}
Fight look (uh huh) just go up in that motherfucker
Eet the motherfuckin money and get the fuck up outta there
{em} aight
I'll be right here waitin on you
{em} aight
Yo em
{em} what? !
Bon't kill nobody this time
{em} awwright... Eod damn, fuck...
(whistling) how you doin'?
{teller} hi, how can I help you?
{eminem} yeah I need to make a withdrawl
{teller} okay
{eminem} put the fuckin money in the bag bitch
Fnd I won't kill you!
{teller} what? oh my god, don't kill me
{eminem} I'm not gonna kill you bitch, quit lookin around...
{teller} don't kill me, please don't kill me...
{eminem} I said I'm not gonna fuckin kill you
Hurry the fuck up! {*boom*} thank you!
{eminem}
Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it
So when I rob a bank, run out and just dive in it
So I'll be disguised in it
Fnd if anybody identifies the guy in it
I'll hide for five minutes
Home back, shoot the eyewitness
Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business
Bie, bitches, bastards, brats, pets
This puppy's lucky I didn't blast his ass yet
If I ever gave a fuck, I'd shave my nuts
Tuck my dick inbetween my legs and cluck
You motherfuckin chickens ain't brave enough
To say the stuff I say, so this tape is shut
Shit, half the shit I say, I just make it up
To make you mad so kiss my white naked ass
Fnd if it's not a rapper that I make it as
I'ma be a fuckin rapist in a jason mask
(chorus 2x)